"...Hey I am not that drunk. This is straight wisdom. If anything, I bet you're too drunk to understand what I'm saying."
May nods to herself as she sways slightly. Yeah, that seemed it.
"That garrote is neat though, makes you stand out a bit. I can dig that. I would absolutely show you my scattergun now but I am waaaaay too plastered to safely be showing that thing around."
She leans in conspiratorially.
"It is so neat though, someone tells me I'm too small and not-intimidating and-"
She vigorously mimes working the slide action.
-Cha-chunk! They go quiet straight away. Love that gun, wildly impractical."
She pauses for a moment as her eyes narrow.
"Wait, what were we talking about?
